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Remember when you tried to paint your cat to look like a panda with an aerosol can of black hair paint? But then the paint came out of the can at 50 mph and sent your cat scurrying across the kitchen floor as if he were that Cottonelle toilet paper puppy, but instead of being cute it was really sad and pathetic and looked like your cat had just rolled in motor oil? And then you tried to wash it off with Clorox wipes, but all it did was make his now grey fur stand on end like some crazy opossum. Remember that? Now you have this pouty, depressed cat sitting in the corner trying to lick his toxic shoulder and all you wanted was a panda.  Good job, jerk.

Remember when you tried to paint your cat to look like a panda with an aerosol can of black hair paint? But then the paint came out of the can at 50 mph and sent your cat scurrying across the kitchen floor as if he were that Cottonelle toilet paper puppy, but instead of being cute it was really sad and pathetic and looked like your cat had just rolled in motor oil? And then you tried to wash it off with Clorox wipes, but all it did was make his now grey fur stand on end like some crazy opossum. Remember that? Now you have this pouty, depressed cat sitting in the corner trying to lick his toxic shoulder and all you wanted was a panda.  Good job, jerk.