This is in my bathroom right now.  It was a good bathroom and there are still some shoes in there that I’d like to have, but sometimes we just have to make sacrifices in life and learn how to turn doors into walls (not a metaphor).  So, I’m going to go buy some drywall, plaster and some paint I guess, anyone need anything while I’m at Home Depot?  Like, I don’t know, a gallon of spider killer or something that will kill this spiderOH WHO AM I KIDDING THIS THING IS THE SAME SIZE AS A HOUSE CAT. Well, it’s comparable to a decent sized hamster, that’s for sure. In case it kills me before I can say goodbye, I just want you all to know that I love you guys, and well, you sure do argue about pointless stuff a lot.  Bye.

This is in my bathroom right now.  It was a good bathroom and there are still some shoes in there that I’d like to have, but sometimes we just have to make sacrifices in life and learn how to turn doors into walls (not a metaphor).  So, I’m going to go buy some drywall, plaster and some paint I guess, anyone need anything while I’m at Home Depot?  Like, I don’t know, a gallon of spider killer or something that will kill this spiderOH WHO AM I KIDDING THIS THING IS THE SAME SIZE AS A HOUSE CAT. Well, it’s comparable to a decent sized hamster, that’s for sure. In case it kills me before I can say goodbye, I just want you all to know that I love you guys, and well, you sure do argue about pointless stuff a lot.  Bye.

  1. acloudatherfeet reblogged this from kammah and added:
    I am now sitting in my computer chair with my legs crossed Indian style. I did this after checking everywhere in this...
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    oh my god. death.
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    In its defense, your bites are probably not from a spider like this. And it’s so pretty!
  6. elisper reblogged this from gobe and added:
    i supposei could be more apreciative of spiders… if i didnt...2 huge spider bites on
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    I have to reblog this in hope that my Tumblr friend baileygenine will read this (I call her friend because she likes...
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    my exact thoughts whenever
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