I didn’t get what Jake was so upset about, he just kept yelling at me. I asked him what was wrong, but he didn’t answer. I started yelling at him and he yelled back and then I remembered that cats can’t talk! Turns out I wasn’t even with Jake, I was just watching tv. I think it was a good show, but whatever I was too busy thinking about my cat and all of the awesome stories he would tell me if he could talk. Like if we went to a restaurant, I bet they would let him sit and eat with me because he would totally listen to the waitress and be able to order for himself. Too bad he doesn’t really like people food, but sometimes he eats my left over oatmeal. Anyway, I sure hope I Tivo-ed that show, but I know I didn’t because I don’t even have Tivo.
