January 2012
15 posts
1 tag
Top 5 Lousy Words of the Day (Week Ending...
I’m pretty sure the Dictionary.com Word of the Day app is fucking with me. These are actual words they selected with their actual definitions.
Bleb: (noun) A bubble.
Slimsy: (adjective) Flimsy.
Pernickety: (adjective) Persnickety.
Fusty: (adjective) Musty.
Educe: (verb) To deduce.
Can I ask you smokers and/or runners a question?
Smokers: When you’re standing on the street smoking, and you see a runner come by, do you feel bad that they have to deeply inhale your smoke when they’re trying to run?
Smokers who are also runners: How.
Runners: Am I the only person who gets really annoyed by this?
I know I don’t post much here anymore, but it’s probably because I internalize this stuff and explode...
Anonymous asked: You look like Garth from Wayne's world, but with black hair
“The sister, Catherine, was a slender, worldly girl of about thirty, with a...”
– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald.
I’m rereading this book and I have noticed a few things:
1. I have no memory of ever reading this, yet I’ve written papers on it.
2. F. Scott Fitzgerald has the absolute best description of characters I have ever read.
3. I might start a tumblr...
December 2011
17 posts
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“It’s really the best you can do in life, is learn. You can’t really do anything...”
– Louie CK
I wholeheartedly agree with this.
Cat-a-palooza
Me: The humane society is having a cat a palooza
Brother: Free cats?
M: Name your price, minimum is $20.
B: $20 for a cat?
M: Yea that's cheapo.
M: Kittens are $100+
B: But you can buy two cats for $40 and make kittens!
M: so you MAKE $60.
B: well they'll have multiple kittens, all cat profit.
November 2011
25 posts
“You should date an illiterate girl.
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...”
– Charles Warnke (via jarrodis)
Meditation Exercise
robbaedeker:
Close your eyes. Visualize a single point of light. Focus on this single point of light, letting your entire body relax. Samsara. Samsara. Samsara. Sara. Sara. Email Sara back about bookcase for sale on Craigslist. Asking $50, offer $30? Everything’s Negotiable, was a book Ronald mentioned that his dad gave him at a young age; Ronald said it was “hugely influential”; he is good...
Watchjustthetipoffeminism:
Leslie Knope is probably the best feminist character on television right now, and I think that Parks and Recreation is one of the best feminist shows, ever. Even a show like 30 Rock irritates me, as Liz Lemon is framed as the only competent woman in the entire department, who needs a male mentor like Jack to get her through hard times, teach her how to appeal to men, and...
