The Crown Molding.

• 2010-09-08

  

  Bailey:

  “Seriously, MySQL totally blew it by not making a squirrel their mascot.”

  Aaaaaaaand my life is complete. I love you, Steve.

  (Source: steelopus)

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  Sometimes I feel like I should just throw it all away and ride BART to Dublin/Pleasanton and do absolutely nothing because what is there to do out there anyway. Then I remember, no matter where you are, cat photos will still be entertaining, but more importantly, no one cares how long your run-on sentence is as long as they’re reading about cats, I doubt anyone even notices though because cats cats cats cats and there we have it.

• 2010-09-07

  

  dangel799:

  RED PANDA, THERE IS A STICK IN YOUR HAIR. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THIS. YOU DON’T LOOK SILLY, SO DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, BUT JUST, LIKE, WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU SHOULD CHECK ON THAT. OKAY, I LOVE YOU.

  (via cats-and-stuff)

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  markcoatney:

  Salary figure beyond which a raise becomes less meaningful, sorted by most expensive metro area. (H/T @nancook)

  Well, I grew up in San Jose, and currently live in San Francisco. I guess what I’m saying is, I need to marry rich…?

  (via edp)

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  everydaydude:

  Hi.

  My lovely and talented special lady friend, Helena, has been working diligently on her new website to feature her photography. You should go there to check it out. Show her some love and if you dig deep enough you might find this photo, that photo, or even this photo. Get it? Got it? Good.

  Whoever supports EDD and his lady friend is a friend of mine. Plus, white kitty!

• 2010-09-03

  

  insooutso:

  Snuck out with Jake for some cocktails. Don’t tell Bailey.

  Wait a minute. I thought he was sleeping all day because he was a cat, not because he’s hung over. This is why you should never trust a cat.

• 2010-09-01

  

  via

  Did you know that the word order in Google image searches actually matters? I didn’t think it did. I mean, you can search “cat brown” and you’ll get a ton of images of brown cats. You search “brown cat” and you get a bunch of other images of brown cats. What I’m saying is, either way you get what you’re looking for. Well, be careful when looking for photos of white weasels. 

• 2010-08-28

  

  sexpigeon:

  The kid from “Up.”

  If you aren’t following sexpigeon, then you’re missing out on awkward takes on awkward things. 

• 2010-08-27

  [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

  Electric Light Orchestra - The Way Life’s Meant To Be

  (I dedicate this song to my dear, wonderful, amazing friend, Cam.)

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  I want everyone to see that this really happened. In case you didn’t know, Dave, Alison and I also have a gang called the Pizza Balls 3. I know sometimes Dave pretends he doesn’t know who we are, deep down he knows that we’re his best friends (I think). 

• 2010-08-25

  

  So, anyway, I put wings on my cat because it’s Wednesday. What’s new with you?

• gshellen:

  Rockin’ Robin + Smells Like Teen Spirit

  Just one of those things.