GPOYCAT.
The Crown Molding.
-
2012-01-27
-
2012-01-26
San Francisco has the most busted looking police cars
1. This is right outside of my brother’s old apartment that burned down. RIP apartment!
2. This is right around the corner from my apartment. Hi apartment!
3. SFPD has met my cat Jake. Hi Jake!
Source: david
-
2012-01-25
Ah, Reddit…
Source: milkglassmao
-
Top 5 Lousy Words of the Day (Week Ending 2012-01-25)
I’m pretty sure the Dictionary.com Word of the Day app is fucking with me. These are actual words they selected with their actual definitions.- Bleb: (noun) A bubble.
- Slimsy: (adjective) Flimsy.
- Pernickety: (adjective) Persnickety.
- Fusty: (adjective) Musty.
- Educe: (verb) To deduce.
-
2012-01-24
My banana breaking skills are improving. (Taken with instagram)
Bailey!
Long live the banana snap!
Source: day19
-
2012-01-23
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] -
2012-01-20
Jake!
-
Presented as evidence of why people should need some sort of screening before they can breed.
(I blame this all on Bailey)
(This Bailey - http://baileygenine.tumblr.com/ - which I would have embedded if the tumblr app didn’t suck balls)I WAS LOOKING UP WORLD WAR I DATES TO FACT CHECK DOCTOR WHO. I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT SENTENCE.
“Let me Google www.google.com on my iPhone real quick.” -Someone who is alive
Source: eoporto
-
2012-01-19
Can I ask you smokers and/or runners a question?
Smokers: When you’re standing on the street smoking, and you see a runner come by, do you feel bad that they have to deeply inhale your smoke when they’re trying to run?
Smokers who are also runners: How.
Runners: Am I the only person who gets really annoyed by this?
I know I don’t post much here anymore, but it’s probably because I internalize this stuff and explode daily.
-
Still the best line from the show.
Source: amandathrippcaps
-
2012-01-12
Sweet, sweet internet.
-
2012-01-11
Shit Nobody Says. I don’t know if this was all over the internet yesterday, but I love it.
